8 Things You Didn’t Know About Your Teachers

Ms. Blake Skateboards to School Every Day

What’s an easy way to get in your daily exercise (and look really cool doing so)? Ms. Blake will tell you the secret is in the skateboard! When asked, Blake said she’s “been skateboarding for 20 years.”

Ms. Chester is a Skydiving Instructor

Looking for the thrill of a lifetime? Ms Chester would recommend her weekend skydiving lessons! A few hours of ground training and you’re ready to jump! Happy diving!

Ms. May Believes Her Classroom is Haunted

Little known fact: Lindsay May is actually an incredibly superstitious woman. When asked how this supposed ghost came to haunt her classroom she comments, “You forget to hold your breath driving by a grave yard one time…” May reports hearing footsteps and “green liquid oozing from behind the whiteboard.”

Mr. and Ms. Collier Don’t Actually Know Each Other

Widely speculated to be a married couple, Allison and Craig Collier are actually complete strangers.

Mr. Fayne Gave Up a Disco Dance Career to Teach Math

Once a promising star in the disco dancing scene, Eugene Fayne gave up his sequin-clad career for a much more humble life as a math teacher. When questioned why he left such a fabulous life behind, Fayne simply states “disco dancing doesn’t offer healthcare.”

Coach Warren is Chuck Norris’s Half-Brother

Any student of his can tell you he clearly has an obsession, but this fascination is much different than a celebrity crush. Warren and Norris are actually maternal half-brothers!

Ms. Williams is Just Mr. Salter Wearing a Wig

Draco playhouse was devastated when teacher and director Keith Salter decided to retire in December of last school year. That was until they met his replacement, Ashley Williams. However, students note she shares some remarkable similarities to her predecessor. Anonymous tip suggests there may be a shocking reason for that.

Mr. Jones Dated Beyonce in College

Although now happily married to his wife, Lindsay Lohan-Jones, Roger Jones almost lived a very different life. Our wonderful principal was once college sweethearts with the Queen B herself, Beyonce. When asked why the couple split, Jones comments “our lives were going in much different directions.”